YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

Dear Human Body Corporation:


A little birdy told me you planned to fire me, the nervous system! To that I say, "Fine, you can suffer pain, immobility, and SO much more for the rest of your life. Because hey all I do is help you move around. And how would you like to never be able to feel a puppies warm fur again? Oh, and without me you'll never be able to taste a gooey chocolate brownie ever again! So seriously, don't fire me, the nervous system.

If you were to fire me you'd be immobile for the rest of your selfish life. Your spinal cord would be *poof* gone and would obviously not be able to send nerve messages. Without those messages there would be nothing telling your body to move. Unless you were to land on "The Island" (Lost), you'd never ever move again. In short, if you were to fire me you'd be immobile.

Would you fire the nervous system if you knew your skin would never feel again? Seriously, you'd never know if it was hot or cold which could lead to frost bite of hypothermia or serious burns to the skin. And, come on everyone knows you look like an idiot when you trip which is what you'd be doing ALL the time. I know pain sucks, but a little pain is better than no pain which could lead to serious problems. Do NOT fire the nervous system if you ever want to feel again.

Lastly, wouldn't you hate never smelling or tasting again? If there were a fire in your house you'd be burnt like toast before you were to smell the smoke. Also, you couldn't taste poisonous or roughten foods that could potentially be fatal. And, how would you like never smelling and tasting those fresh out of the oven cookies again? All that, and more, will happen if you choose to fire me.

PLEASE DO NOT FIRE ME! Without me, you'd never move again. Feeling any touch on your skin would be impossible. Lastly, never tasting or smelling food again would really suck. So either fire me and suffer, or don't fire me and live life to the fullest. It's all your choice.

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